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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 February 1999 (17 years)
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About TheDoctorandRose : Just a huge metal/rock/oldies rock fan who happens to be a whovian. I'm here to read funny FMLs :p Feel free to msg me.

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Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML


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On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Jopes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML


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