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by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
by Jopes / 05/10/2009 at 8:44am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML
by CaoNiMa / 03/26/2009 at 11:42am / China (Beijing) / Kids
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