About TheChelseaSays : I am a Christian! Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Always keep an OPEN MIND and a compassionate heart... Oh and honesty is the BEST policy! I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious. I also love receiving messages so........message me!
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TheChelseaSays's favorite FMLs
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by VisceralWolf / 01/26/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/21/2016 at 8:00am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by oops / 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML
by randomusername99 / 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm / United States (New York) / Health
by anon / 12/27/2013 at 2:28am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
by Anon / 12/18/2013 at 4:56am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by / 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm / Belize (Belize) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML
by hipster glasses / 08/16/2013 at 7:08am / United States / Work
- Today, my mother was telling me how i use to suck on my dad's nipple's when i was hungry as a baby,… Today, I had a presentation at work. Thinking to save time, I decided to use AirPlay on my phone. I… Today, my soon to be ex-husband decided to use my phone records to text everyone I text that I am…