Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (14 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3957
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About TheChelseaSays : I am a Christian! Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Always keep an OPEN MIND and a compassionate heart... Oh and honesty is the BEST policy! I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious. I also love receiving messages so........message me!

TheChelseaSays's page activity

Visits<b>rnarshmallow</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 1:48pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:24am<b>kingcaper817</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:06am<b>ileenefudge</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:36am<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:01am<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:07pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:09pm<b>Delta329</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:42pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:59am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:03pm<b>aj9319</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:34am<b>davidxflow</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:07pm<b>miianah1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:41pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 2:00am<b>TrustStolen</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:01pm<b>tehstarchild</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 9:59pm<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:53am

Fucked!<b>kingcaper817</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:06pm<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:07am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:42am<b>aj9319</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:32pm<b>ileenefudge</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 11:56am<b>ECHOSPiiKES</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 5:38am<b>olpally</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 6:19am<b>Marcelb</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 8:05pm<b>managator</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:12pm<b>quickit</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 9:00am<b>Flaco78</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 10:39am<b>YouDontNomie</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 2:06am<b>cameronaka</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 8:43pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 5:09am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 10:42pm<b>King_Nero</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 2:02pm<b>asteinmetz</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 5:53am<b>robertd73</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 5:42am

TheChelseaSays's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of TheChelseaSays's badges

TheChelseaSays's favorite FMLs

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20664) - you deserved it (4978)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25260) - you deserved it (1664)

On 09/10/2015 at 8:32am - health - by bwoolf96 -

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35155) - you deserved it (2850)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41457) - you deserved it (4553)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm - health - by randomusername99 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57586) - you deserved it (3683)

On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47013) - you deserved it (4994)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39000) - you deserved it (7497)

On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43334) - you deserved it (4399)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43403) - you deserved it (3480)

On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59588) - you deserved it (9653)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51463) - you deserved it (8528) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45216) - you deserved it (3519)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML

Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51455) - you deserved it (3458)

On 07/17/2013 at 1:22am - health - by :-( - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62542) - you deserved it (4919)

On 07/16/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by me:( - United States (Michigan)

Scarlatine's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Scarlatine's illustrated FML
  • Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at you? Do you scream, ”Bro, do you Even lift?" at people during…

Monday 5 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: