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TheCanucklehead

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TheCanucklehead

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1590
  • Number of comments : 329
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About TheCanucklehead : My life is sports, music and wrestling. Not much else to it. (Y)

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today mah grlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood , she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. fat FML

#20963410
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57664) - you deserved it (8776)

On 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by oops999 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacer anded out on Friday!! One question said ( I would like to see my son/daugter ______!! ) My dad wrote in te blank: ( less often!! ) fat FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47560) - you deserved it (4119)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after just having usd the bathroom, mah ring fell in the toilet . After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink . It then fell down the drain . FML

#20960472
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42866) - you deserved it (12915)

On 11/17/2013 at 1:00am - misc - by LizGo - United States (South Carolina)

Today,ile taking an order over te pone for te customer at work, I began to ear sligt moans. Te moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was acieved and I looool realized I was being used for pone sex. FML

#20955245
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44075) - you deserved it (3587)

On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

Today My Husband Was Getting Undressed!! I Told My 2-year-old Daughter To Go In Our Bedroom Because He Was Undressing In There!! I Turned My Back An She Instantly Ran Off To My Bedroom!! I Heard Her Shout ( I Can See Daddy's Tail! ) Now She Points To Everyone's Crotch An Shouts ( TAIL! ) FML

#20943580
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50360) - you deserved it (6466)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today... I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friend that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

#20936372
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52455) - you deserved it (9220)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the tickets I bought 4 mah favorite band's concert arrived in the mail!! The concert was last night!! FML

#20935170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47613) - you deserved it (4302)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .

#20933266
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44660) - you deserved it (20028)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad cummed into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room . I wasn't watching porn . We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone . FML

#20929016
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53139) - you deserved it (3918)

On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Yesterday, I got a call from ma daugter’s scool today!! Se ad been telling te teacer, looool ( I ave a uge boner!! ) Apparently, some of te kids at scool told er it meant 'eadace an se's been saying it all day!! FML

#20928358
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (3314)

On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27298) - you deserved it (39161)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic,hen at the age of 21, I tucked mah stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different drections so they could keep watch fir monstershile I slept. FML

#20922788
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43724) - you deserved it (14491)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today while in bed my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said "Bad fat" then pointed to my boobs and said "Good fat." fat FML

#20906869
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52818) - you deserved it (7308)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, anhen I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed fir ahile yet. FML

#20898243
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42281) - you deserved it (9576)

On 09/27/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by ;_;" (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52909) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)



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