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by Anonymous / 09/07/2013 at 7:47pm / United States (California) / Work
by /(•'_'•)\ / 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML
by tdawgg / 09/06/2013 at 10:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonyme / 09/06/2013 at 7:56am / France (Basse-Normandie) / Kids
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
by thissinglelife / 09/06/2013 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Love
by whatjusthappened / 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
by OweLotsaMoney / 09/05/2013 at 11:49am / United States / Money
by GotMyBitchBack / 09/05/2013 at 7:02am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Retarded / 09/05/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2013 at 2:47am / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous
by Python22 / 09/04/2013 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by mother to an ugly doll / 09/04/2013 at 2:10pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
by resurrected / 09/04/2013 at 11:59am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a… Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not… Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't…