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Today, my girlfriend is upset with me 4 not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everythinghich turns me off.

#20879249
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53058) - you deserved it (6181)

On 09/13/2013 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I TAUGHT MY KID HOW TO MOW THE LAWN. IT'S A SELF-PROPELLING MOWER SO IT'S EASY TO HANDLE. MY KID THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SMART TO TIE THE HANDLE DOWN SO THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUSH IT AT ALL. THIS RESULTED IN THE LAWN MOWER BLASTING THROUGH OUR FENCE AND SINKING INTO MY NEIGHBOR'S POOL. FML

#20877954
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40902) - you deserved it (6404)

On 09/12/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49635) - you deserved it (3961)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

yesterday I went to a suicide prevention walk with a girl I like. Before the walk, we bought balloons to set free when they called the names of the deceased. To buy a balloon, you had to write a name on a sheet. Apparently, you weren't supposed to write yur own. They called my name. FML

#20874883
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37691) - you deserved it (12109)

On 09/09/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, At My Boyfriend's Broter's Ouse, I Desperately Needed To Poop. After Finising My Business, I Realized Te Toilet Wouldn't Flus. I Ad To Pull My Poop Out, Wrap It In TP And Make An Excuse To Go Outside To Trow It In A Bus. Te Neigbor Was Watcing. FML

#20874714
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42395) - you deserved it (11457)

On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhino there can pee backwards, while standing drectly behind one. FML

#20874616
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38321) - you deserved it (4066)

On 09/09/2013 at 4:51pm - animals - by Are you kidding me? - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on mah lap so I looool could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on mah leg.

#20874571
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53752) - you deserved it (6222)

On 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seieng that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. real FML

#20874413
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44015) - you deserved it (5335)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Woke Up An Found $30 Slippd Under Door With A Note That Read, "Please Buy Yourself A Quieter Vibrator. -Mom An Dad." FML

#20874309
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57821) - you deserved it (24034)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY AFTER GROWING MY HAIR OUT FOR OVER A YEAR AN CONSTANTLY BEING TOLD THAT IT MAKES ME LOOK LYK A GIRL, I FINALLY CUT IT. THE FIRST THING MY FRIENDS SAID WHEN THEY SAW ME WAS THAT I NOW LOOK LYK A ( LESBIAN. ) BIG FAT FML

#20874059
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42868) - you deserved it (5439)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Today, My Boyfriand Found Out It Makas A Funny Fart Sound Whan Ha Blows Hard Into My Mouth In Tha Middla Of Making Out. I Can't Gat Him To Stop Doing It Avary Tima Wa Kiss. Maga FML

#20874035
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49426) - you deserved it (5368)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada

Today, I tried to get mah golden retriever to stand in front of our church fir a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought mah dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg an began humping him. FML

#20873553
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37710) - you deserved it (8975)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, mah 16-yaar-old daughtar burnd all har babby photos bacausa thay wara unflattaring and mada har "look fat". FML

#20873371
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45804) - you deserved it (3955)

On 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around mah neck . My sister added that it was God's frst attempt to kill me off . big fat FML

Yesterday, I was prank called yet again by someone asking fir a game that was released over 10 yeres ago. The store I work at only sells modern titles, an I angrily slammed the phone down. My boss saw an fred me on the spot. big fat FML



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