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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheAsma : 16 years old. I like to write and make music. Message me on kik @admiralasma

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Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 6:04am - misc - by tired individual (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML


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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML


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On 12/19/2013 at 12:20pm - money - by you fucking idiot (woman) - United States (Washington)

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