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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About The1stDoctor : I suck at bios :( just ask me what you want to know..

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The1stDoctor's favorite FMLs

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47306) - you deserved it (3255)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

#20867651
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (2901)

On 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by swana99 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

#19161181
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7189) - you deserved it (28440)

On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (89321)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)



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