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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 August 1976 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Thaxton : Former Marine into electronics and metal working. Readaholic.

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  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

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