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Today, my sister compard me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic . mega FML

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83 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 12:37am - health - by Sisterly Love - United States (Michigan)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
174 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
73 comments

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On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Today, I spent six hours at the ER . Why? looool My husband dard our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket . What wasn't on mah groceries list was a broken arm, fracturd wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises . FML

#21224521
100 comments

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On 07/30/2014 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

Yesterday , moter cummd over to ceck on new kittenile I was at work. Se took a video of te kitten playing on bd and climbing on nigtstand. Rigt on top of vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if se noticd or not but se's certainly been sowing te video around. FML

#21182483
76 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by misoranomegami (woman) - United States

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

today a brd got into te looool walls of ma ouse troug a ole. I located were it was by following te crping and scratcing sounds... and drilled a ole to get it out. I pulled out te drill... only to find te drill bit bloody. Suddenly... no more crps. FML

#21131587
153 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I WAS WAITING ON A CANADIAN TOURIST AT WORK, AND HE BOUGHT SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE STUFF ON THE MENU. I WAS EXCITED ABOUT MAYBE GETTING A BIG TIP, SO I CASUALLY SAID THAT IN THE USA, WAITERS MAKE MOST OF OUR MONEY OFF TIPS. THE GUY JUST SNORTED, "SUCKS TO BE AMERICAN, EH?!" AND LEFT. FML

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288 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today , my psycho ex boyfriend , who I broke up with over a month ago showd up at my work yelling an crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#21109350
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On 04/10/2014 at 11:50am - misc - by crazytown (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah little brother was feeling lyk the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed , hit the wall , and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears , and I'm now grounded because mah parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

#21107739
97 comments

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On 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm - kids - by vreenya (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

yesterday about 10 minutes into mah frst jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh mah god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

#21090080
222 comments

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On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States



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