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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8424
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About That_Guy : I'm that guy...

I'm a FML addict...

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That_Guy's favorite FMLs

Today , mah teacher confiscated mah cell phone 4 text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would recieve was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27782) - you deserved it (96092)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Walked Ome From A Guy's Dorm Early In Te Morning, Still Wearing Ma Dress And Eels From Te Nigt Before . I Walked By A Moter And Er Little Daugter, Wo Said "Mommy, Wy Is Se So Dressed Up So Early In Te Morning?" And Te Mom Replied "Because Oney, Se Makes Bad Decisions." FML

#152596
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21697) - you deserved it (61696)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18162) - you deserved it (49358)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

2day I went to go get a harcut an I asked how much it was fir a harcut, shampoo, an a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. fat FML

#145421
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (50244)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I took the subway. The man sitting acros from me would not stop staring at my breasts , sohen the train cummed to my stop , I said , ( Nothing to see now , asshole. ) Then I noticed hishite walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

#144886
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10792) - you deserved it (72055)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashd him. When he cummd around to me he stoppd and said "I will give u these beads NOT to flash me." FML

#138466
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53185) - you deserved it (4471)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other grls at the bar, he only does ithen he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together 4 a week now. He met me at the bar. looool FML

#134877
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18809) - you deserved it (30882)

On 02/25/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today,hile on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me . I have a speech impediment . FML

#98933
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54403) - you deserved it (3794)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervou about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, ( Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread yur legs! ) FML

#98125
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37943) - you deserved it (9316)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

TODAY , I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND FIR THE FIRST TIME , AND SHE ASKED ME IF I EVER GET MADE FUN OF IN THE LOCKER ROOM FIR MAH SMALL PENIS!! FML

#97729
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92231) - you deserved it (6910)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273977) - you deserved it (60023)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273977) - you deserved it (60023)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today I drunk diald my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning my mom told me that she's no longer paying 4 college. FML

#90754
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17334) - you deserved it (113738)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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