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ThatSlappinBass

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ThatSlappinBass

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2117
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ThatSlappinBass : Music lover, bass guitarist, and keyboardist. Occasionally I can be found dabbling in the art of the ukulele and acoustic guitar. Random fact: I own a 12 year old rescue Black Lab/Pit mix who's terrified of water. Been stalking FML for a few years. Go Doc! (And Perdix, Cinn, Enslaved, Pleo, and Noor!) My instagram and Twitter are the same username as here. I'm also a Ford girl :P I drive a 2000 Ford Ranger XLT and it's my baby.

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Visits<b>olpally</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 12:14am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 6:59pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 10:55pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 12:55am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:11pm<b>rooboy</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 11:34pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 9:36pm<b>caaguilar</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:46pm<b>theRonin</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:36am<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:18am<b>EPIKxPANDA</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:29pm<b>wildhorseman</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 10:40am<b>XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:20am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:03am<b>Llamunkey</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:01pm<b>iTri1041</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:27pm<b>Chiishinchu</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 9:52pm

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ThatSlappinBass's favorite FMLs

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (6700)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

#21128082
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (35093)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

#21102998
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48658) - you deserved it (6629)

On 04/02/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

#21100696
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (4334)

On 03/31/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML

#21081278
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39481) - you deserved it (3700)

On 03/08/2014 at 12:19pm - work - by kittykat033 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

#21078463
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44795) - you deserved it (3459)

On 03/05/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

#21078096
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37916) - you deserved it (5839)

On 03/04/2014 at 6:25pm - misc - by cubs44fan - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

#21078055
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51287) - you deserved it (6232)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML

#21077955
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43420) - you deserved it (3094)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45950) - you deserved it (4334)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

#21059009
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33696) - you deserved it (50548)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, my house is on lockdown. I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend. The state is on high alert for an ice storm. I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century". I used to walk to school in this weather. FML

#21058111
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49000) - you deserved it (5598)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stuck - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML

#21035364
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53594) - you deserved it (5873)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm - love - by FacebookStrikesAgain (man) - Puerto Rico



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