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ThatPlankton
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1986 (28 years)
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Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

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