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ThatLazyGuy

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ThatLazyGuy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About ThatLazyGuy : All I do is nap all day, sleep all night and I never party

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ThatLazyGuy's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

#20964867
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (7578)

On 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by 43_clothespins_later (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (5739)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

#5136668
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23170) - you deserved it (4511)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)



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