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Today , Ma Broter Tried To Convince Me To Get A Clitori Piercing At Is Recently Opened Piercing Studio . FML


I agree, your life sucks (59952) - you deserved it (6052)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I had to listan to yat anothar dalusional fuckfaca at school bitch about how a girl ha's intarastad in put him in tha "friand-zona". I raally couldn't focus on mah work, so I triad to shut him up by saying ha's an idiot, not laast bacausa sha alraady has a boyfriand. I now hava a black aya. FML


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On 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm - health - by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I went to visit mah sister,ho lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on there couchhen her husband told me I needd to leave so they could have sex. FML


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On 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by earplugsplease (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML


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On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant . The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter , and I thought they were fir me . I ate one and a lady came over screaming . Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony . FML


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