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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (22 years)
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About Tfresh79 : Hmmm, about me? I'm a Walmart Support Manager. I work nights. I plan on eventually becoming a youth preacher or evangelist, but the fun awesome type. I 100% believe Christianity doesn't have to be boring unless you make it that way. I don't! No matter the fun you have though, you can't go against the Word of God. God things God's not the boring type!

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Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML


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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML


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