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TezomaTezoma
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10226
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tezoma : I am a nineteen year old responsible adult. I enjoy standing front row at concerts, moshing, video games, anime, British TV, Korean romantic comedies (my guilty pleasure), homestuck, MLP, WTNV, The Monstrumologist, and, occasionally, the slots.
I'm a lover of poetry and art and I am a pro doodler.

I do and say childish things sometimes, and I am very sorry for that. But I am a child. I have no self control, and there seems to be no helping it.

Messages are nice.

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Visits<b>Kibaruto</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:48am<b>Etched</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:40pm<b>bloodlusthatter</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:55am<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:59pm<b>emmastar</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 7:18am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:37am<b>mexeuphemism</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 8:10am<b>nana_star</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:30pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:11am<b>thomas5915</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:05pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:56pm<b>momac86</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:35am<b>Georgiecan</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:24pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:07pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:14pm<b>BountyBass</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 9:27pm

Fucked!<b>bloodlusthatter</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:46am<b>Etched</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:10pm<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:31am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 10:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:24am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:09am<b>tylermt1999</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 2:51am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:48am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:32am<b>geon_olam</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 4:34pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:27am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:43pm<b>Zacky_Chan</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 3:10pm<b>Morticia_Addams</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 4:22am<b>Zoldyck</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 3:45am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 7:33am<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 1:30pm

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Tezoma's favorite FMLs

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24764) - you deserved it (4165)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML

#21462582
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20265) - you deserved it (1445)

On 08/30/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Waterer - United States (California)

Today, at work, one of the elderly residents dropped a turd on the floor. I went to go get the nurse but couldn't find her. Upon returning to the scene, another resident picked it up and placed it in my hand, thinking it was mud. Now my nickname at work is 'Nugget'. FML

#21462428
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19854) - you deserved it (1559)

On 08/30/2015 at 2:20am - work - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

#21460549
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23764) - you deserved it (1589)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

#21460430
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19181) - you deserved it (7841)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

#21459919
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15844) - you deserved it (21544)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML

#21459682
58 comments

Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tazed. FML

#21459236
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20125) - you deserved it (5790)

On 08/22/2015 at 8:21am - work - by BryanTazed - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19693) - you deserved it (6987)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

#21459180
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (2720)

On 08/22/2015 at 3:30am - animals - by yooitscallo (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23859) - you deserved it (6118)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

#21458464
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (2423)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

#21457655
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19262) - you deserved it (4795)

On 08/18/2015 at 4:17pm - love - by I hate games - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

#21457543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21600) - you deserved it (3272)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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