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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1544
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Teyros : Hi there.
I'm Taylor, hope I didn't offend you with a comment..

I like working out, video games, golf, piano, supernatural, and that 70s show.

Feel free to msg me if you're bored, as I'm bored when I'm on here. Or I'm procrastinating something.. Are you?

Yup errrrrighty then. :-)

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Teyros's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML


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On 05/11/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML


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On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML


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On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML


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On 03/30/2013 at 3:02pm - love - by unknown - France

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML


Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML


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On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML


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On 02/08/2013 at 1:24am - love - by katelynm - United States

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML


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On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML


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On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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