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TexasRebel66
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Texas, USA, USA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 August 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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