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Testing1234
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1043
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Testing1234 : CEHS Message me! Im pretty social so hmu
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Testing1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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