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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1412
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Tempest559 : FML's cheer me up. I'm a specialized mechanic. My dog is the world to me. I enjoy the mountains more than the beach. I like to cook, camp, shoot, go to concerts and bla bla bla. I'm tired of listing shit on here already. Also I thought the douchy picture was a funny move. And no more douchy photo because of all the hating. And I brought it back again, let's see how many negative comments I'll get this time.

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Tempest559's favorite FMLs

Today , mah boyfriend was watching TV,hen we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjobhen he pushed me off and said , "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

#20632729
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57369) - you deserved it (15006)

On 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by SecondBest,IGuess (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling wit some boxes . Te seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins . Wen we got to er apartment, se tanked me an introduced me to er boyfriend . FML

#20579784
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (38849)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record u while u sleep if u make any noise, an I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

#19979186
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32671) - you deserved it (3275)

On 07/23/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with 4 the past two years . Five minutes in, he passd out on top of me from a pain pill overdose an had a mini seizure . He finally woke up an groans, "Those bastards! They confiscatd my clothes!" FML

#19966963
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27072) - you deserved it (4896)

On 07/21/2012 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Lucy - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38209)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, After Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me, The Only Thing Positive About Mah Day Was A Pregnancy Test. FML

#19608696
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (6370)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Gave Birth To Our First Child. Our Nurse Was The Lady I Had A One Night Stand With 3 Night Ago, And Yes She Remembered Me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13419) - you deserved it (171115)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pourd my eart out to my girlfriend of two yeres expressing my feelings for er. Se respondd wit, ( I'm going to bd. ) big fat FML

#19464902
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (2809)

On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at mah boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25306) - you deserved it (4314)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , my boyfriend broke up with me , severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends . FML

#18653374
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (2682)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

I walkd into my bathroom to fine my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43241) - you deserved it (3221)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10619) - you deserved it (70037)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me fir Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could fine in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walkd into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12560) - you deserved it (43748)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I told mah boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (4704)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States



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