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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 July 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9918
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Teffie : My life is a sitcom.

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Today,ile working at a Subway store rigt next to a big ospital , tere was a big line of people all getting tier subs toastd. Witout turning around , I askd te next person in line , "I'll bet you want yours extra toastd?" Se was a burns victim from te ospital. FML

Today , my grlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

#811119
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89928) - you deserved it (5937)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:04am - intimacy - by knicksfan (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today when mah boyfriend reffered to mah hair I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying "finally so how much you going for 40 maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it diet. FML

#810319
125 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)

today while showering, mah 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all mah makeup!! Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots!! Afterward, I sent the images to all mah friends and family!! Then I realizd the reflection on the mirror was me fully nakd!! FML

#807564
218 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , Mah Biology Teacher Told Me That Every Friday We Should Wear A Hideous Shirt To Count Down The Last Days Of Freshman Year. So When Friday Came Around We Decided To Have A Contest For Most Hideous Shirt. I Won. I Forgot To Wear A Hideous Shirt. FML

#804387
108 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I set AIM statu to be the currently-playing file on iTunes . I've downloaded a lot of porn to iTunes, and I wanted to watch some . My statu changed to ( Grl in Latex gets fucked in the ass . ) FML

#798927
165 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today..!! I logged onto computer to access a video from porn stas!! However..!! te folder was empty except fir favourite file!! Tinking tat a vrus deleted everyting..!! I was tankful favourite file remained!! Wen I opened it..!! I saw a video of parents telling me not to masturbate!! FML

#797956
183 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Was The First Time My Boyfriend Slept Over. He Was Hard, So I Woke Him Up By Whispering In His Ear, "If You Could Get Me To Do Anything Right Now, What Would It Be?" His Response, "Can You Get Me A Bowl Of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream?" He Was Hard, 4 Ice Cream. FML

#796912
183 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)

Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the looool passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away an we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

#796743
166 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 5:19am - animals - by cheaphubbyswife - Canada (Northwest Territories)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TURNED 21 AND GOT DRUNK AT A BAR . BIENG SOBER, I WENT THROUGH THEHOLE ORDEAL: CALLING A CAB, CARRYING HIM UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STARS, HELPING HIM BY THE TOILET, AND TAKING HIM TO BED . JUSTHEN I'M ABOUT TO SLEEP, HE GETS UP, PUSHES HIS SHORTS DOWN, AND PEES ON ME . TWICE . FML

#796639
130 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML

#796416
87 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my grandma gave me te 'abstinence' speec!! I ad tougt se already left to go back to FL but ten came into my room to tell me ow proud se was of me to keep my vrginity!! I was doing it doggie-style wit my boyfriend!! FML

#795380
146 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 1:59am - intimacy - by GrandmasWhore (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passd by all of the naughty peep shows with poster of nakd women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, mah dad asks me if that was the first pair of boobs I have seen. My mom buttd in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

#786946
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72443) - you deserved it (25814)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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