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Teffie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10338
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Teffie : My life is a sitcom.

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Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

#54081
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54380) - you deserved it (16242)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by pineapple456 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

#54081
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54380) - you deserved it (16242)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by pineapple456 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

#54081
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54380) - you deserved it (16242)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by pineapple456 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

#54081
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54380) - you deserved it (16242)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by pineapple456 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

#20165
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7786) - you deserved it (61016)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

#6027
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27941) - you deserved it (2130)

On 02/03/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Cob (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

#4715
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42453) - you deserved it (5188)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67688) - you deserved it (5947)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22708) - you deserved it (6928)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17298) - you deserved it (72109)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51292) - you deserved it (9519)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29627) - you deserved it (2867)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50191) - you deserved it (5975)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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