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Teens_forever15

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Teens_forever15 : I'm weird....hehe.

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Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

Today.. . while putting a water bottle into the fridge.. . I suddenly had to sneeze . The force of mah sneezing propelld mah head against the open fridge door.. . causing a gushing wound to mah forehead . Bless me . mega FML

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On 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with mah grlfriend. Things got heatd and I yelld, ( Who's yur daddy? ) With a blank expression she replid, ( I don't know. ) FML

#21326143
102 comments

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On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's alway hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my ( black ass ) for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

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On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today..!! I Was Playing Wat Became An Extremely Intense Game Of Ide-and-seek Wit Best Friend's Sister!! I Finally Found Te Perfect Place..!! So I Slid Down Into Te Bat An Began To Cover Myself!! Se Popped Up Out Of Nowere An Said..!! "FOUND YOU!" I Got So Scared Tat I Punced Er In Te Face!! FML

#21325704
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On 12/28/2014 at 4:07am - kids - by angryman -

Today... my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum... and I said ( Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take yur present back. ) She told me I don't even know Santa... athich point I accidentally blurtd that I'm ( Santa ). FML

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On 12/24/2014 at 10:01pm - kids - by Santa (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... ma 7-year-old daugter loudly asked in te middle of te supermarket... "Mummy... wat's a cunt?" FML

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On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

yesterday mah 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

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On 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm - kids - by Lisa - United States (Missouri)

Today mah pat bunny diad. My littla sistar is distraught an practically suicidal bacausa apparantly sha playfully pointad a wand at it a faw days ago looool an said ( avada kadavra ). Sha's absolutaly convincad that sha killad it. FML

#21315060
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On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
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On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job an that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show.

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On 12/05/2014 at 1:17am - money - by still poor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I injurad my knaa during danca class. Whan it startad to faal a littla bit battar, I triad dancing again. I trippad, fall, an broka my wrist. FML

#21311641
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On 12/04/2014 at 8:54pm - health - by dumb dancer - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn tat my 13 year-old daugter ad a boyfriend. Wen se noticed, se assured me tat I souldn't worry, because "it's just fir sex anyway". FML

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135 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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