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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 550
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Teddzz : I'm a Nigerian medical student. Gonna become a plastic and cosmetic surgeon. Or orthopaedic surgeon. I love music. Especially Yanni's. Anything Yanni makes is orgasmic. My hobby is reading. I've probably spent about 70 % of my life on one book or another. I'm on BBM, Instagram, Twitter, etc.

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Liked!<b>AutumnJoi</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 11:58pm<b>Megan_xox</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:10am<b>kandysnow</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:03am<b>arielleK</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 5:25pm<b>steelmoonlight</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:28pm<b>abby1212</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:21pm<b>grobbersaurus</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 9:02pm<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:20pm<b>katieemerr</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 12:22am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Teddzz's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48582) - you deserved it (11898)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20147) - you deserved it (260678)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

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