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by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 2:26am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2015 at 11:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no because she doesn't want to be tied down for the rest of her life. We already have 3 children, a mortgage, and joint bank accounts. How much more tied down could we possibly get? FML
by Nile / 12/08/2015 at 12:21pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by whatdidimarry / 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous
Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML
by Anonymous / 07/05/2015 at 5:29am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by _kyleG_ / 06/16/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 11:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by username / 05/19/2015 at 2:45am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by veiny / 04/21/2015 at 9:48am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop. I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore. FML
by Anonymous / 02/26/2015 at 7:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
- Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently… Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her,… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right.…