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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TeamKelly : Curiosity killed the cat, and FML brought it back :)

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Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50178) - you deserved it (6221)

On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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On 05/15/2013 at 5:47pm - work - by Seriously? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43105) - you deserved it (7687)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States



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