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Tbear11

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Tbear11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5493
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Tbear11 : I love the color yellow, spaghetti, and new people. Oh! and I crew. I don't have a music preference and I don't really comment on stuff. If you want to message me you can, I will probably message back. Oooooh! and I love John Green, I have read every single book written by him. I'm graduating this year as a senior sorcerer. Kay! Bye! By the way, my favorite movies are tied for first place. They include: Brokeback Mountain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Schindler's List, and Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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Visits<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:58pm<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:05pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:48pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 6:21pm<b>MetalxSoldier</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:51pm<b>HereToLaughAtU</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 2:13pm<b>besosforme</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:21pm<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:13pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:39am<b>dnbbq</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:50am<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:44pm<b>AshOfPalletTown</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:18pm<b>serslybro</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:23pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:43am<b>Mandour2310</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:36pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:41am<b>YTfangirl</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:02pm<b>benjamn</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:42pm

Fucked!<b>serslybro</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:23am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:41pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:28am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 6:47am<b>lilcuz69</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:11am<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 10:59pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 4:43am<b>EsotericBrent</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 4:51am<b>michouchoubou</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 10:01pm<b>AoC15</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 3:05am<b>ElNeqriito</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 2:18pm<b>808andheartbreak</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 2:29am<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 2:32pm

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Tbear11's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

#21403264
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25635) - you deserved it (2445)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML

#21397904
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28072) - you deserved it (2324)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:06am - work - by -_- (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, while at work, a guy complained about me "touching his fries." At first I thought it was a joke, because he kept smiling, even after I offered him new ones. I realized it wasn't a joke when he threw the fries on the counter. FML

#21386179
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2098)

On 04/01/2015 at 10:04pm - work - by QueenCee - United States (California)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32612) - you deserved it (3040)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43250) - you deserved it (19582)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29648) - you deserved it (3160)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

#21349366
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14649) - you deserved it (38288)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30069) - you deserved it (2458)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27078) - you deserved it (6550)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28522) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

#21344355
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22589) - you deserved it (3931)

On 01/26/2015 at 1:55am - work - by Thisismylife (woman) - Canada

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34167) - you deserved it (2314)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML

#21341880
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30318) - you deserved it (2115)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by The Ugly One - United States



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