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TayonaC

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TayonaC

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9541
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today Mah Mum Asked Me How The Guinea Pig Was Doing. We Don't Have A Guinea Pig. Turns Out She Had Volunteered Me To Look After The Next Door Neighbor's Guinea Pighen They Were Away And 'forgot' To Tell Me. They Have Been Gone Two Weeks. FML

#21071021
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49882) - you deserved it (3565)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59am - animals - by HelpMe (man) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Taday I was driving along , and went to spit out mah window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

#21070244
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18635) - you deserved it (47579)

On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mom made a Facebook status about me: looool ( My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch ). FML

#21057121
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47700) - you deserved it (8064)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Found A Job After Two Yeres Of Sereching !! I Excitedly Called Mah Best Friend To Tell Her The Good News !! She Decided Break Her Own News About How She Quit Yet Another Good Paying Job And Found An Even Better One Within Hours !! FML

Today , I got paper thrown at me cuz I didn't agree with mah classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati!! FML

#20981275
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37483) - you deserved it (4736)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Amy - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML

#20981063
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45176) - you deserved it (5595)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, with mah name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' an being in the phonebook 4 business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me 4 Thanksgiving. FML

#20973255
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (3228)

On 11/28/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by NotTellingYouMyName (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT MAH BOYFRIEND HAS A FETISH FOR CATS!! I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MEOW BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING TOGETHER!! FML

#20971142
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41414) - you deserved it (5184)

On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States

Today, I took my grlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Insteadhen a scary part cummed on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap an the person in front of us. FML

#20970980
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (8077)

On 11/26/2013 at 12:50am - love - by xHoho (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, looool my 7 yaar old daughtar axplainad to a taxi drivar that sha was born from my "vagina that doasn't hava hair"!! Ha winkad craapily at ma and said, "I bat it doasn't." FML

#20970485
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41998) - you deserved it (5214)

On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

#20970235
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42598) - you deserved it (12836)

On 11/25/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, mah dad met mah boyfriend for the first time. He soon looool "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told mah boyfriend that he's always wonderedhat it'd be lyk to stab someone. FML

#20967242
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (4552)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, mah dad met mah boyfriend for the first time. He soon looool "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told mah boyfriend that he's always wonderedhat it'd be lyk to stab someone. FML

#20967242
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (4552)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Taday I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her an confessed her love for me. FML

#20966629
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43370) - you deserved it (7779)

On 11/22/2013 at 5:18am - love - by awkwardpaul - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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