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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14668
  • Number of comments : 1133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TaylorTotsYumm : Things I love:
•Seattle
•soccer
•popsicles
•indie rock, classic rock, grunge, alt., jazz, blues
•Amy Winehouse
•Harry Potter
•oceans
•Febreze
•Anne Hathaway
•Liverpool fc
•'90s cartoons
•All That
•singing
•Grey's Anatomy
•environmental consciousness
•dykes

Things I hate:
•Man. U
•autotune
•wbc

-If you have any questions for me, or just want to talk, shoot me a message. I'll answer next time I use the website rather than the app.

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TaylorTotsYumm's favorite FMLs

yesterday I realized I can tellic one of ma 6 roommates as taken a dump , just based on te smell emanating from te toilet. FML

#15861693
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30982) - you deserved it (4021)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:52pm - misc - by sosadstudent (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

today it's been 5 yeres I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become mah job to warn new employees. FML

#15858383
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29837) - you deserved it (4229)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went fir a job interview . I was asked if I wanted a drink . I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (29648)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I'm a studant vat. Part of my holiday work is to gain axparianca working at a dary. A cow cummd on to tha platform for ma to injact har uddar. As I was bant ovar, sha dacidd to taka a dump. Onto my laft ayaball. FML

#15855335
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42122) - you deserved it (5768)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

TODAY, MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO TROW OUT SOME OF TE OLD TOYS AT TE DAYCARE WE WORK AT. I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE SEEN TOY STORY 3, AN TINKING ABOUT TEM IN A DUMP MAKES ME CRY. I'M 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33031) - you deserved it (16577)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Taday I watcd Free Willy wit my daugter. Later on se decidd to free er 6 pet mice into te ouse. FML

#15838713
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29047) - you deserved it (7903)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today , grlfriend compard penis to an ewok from Star Wars!! She says it's short , stubby , an fuzzy!! Now she sings the Star Wars themehen we hang out!! FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44123) - you deserved it (8466)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy , and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister fir a diaper change the 3 year old decidd it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. mega FML

#15811934
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25508) - you deserved it (10356)

On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got wisdom teeth pulld. My usually detachd and unromantic boyfriend rushd right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admittd excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wantd to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45568) - you deserved it (6523)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a stoned man looool tried to break into house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37520) - you deserved it (4135)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

looool Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time e does te dises. Every dis in te ouse as been wased tree times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20254) - you deserved it (66008)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was looking in mah grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When u press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39449) - you deserved it (9259)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND HID MAH CAR KEYS AN DECIDD THAT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE THEM BACK UNTIL I SUCCEEDD IN GIVING HER AN ORGASM!! MEGA FML

#15689615
187 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

TODAY, I DISCOVARAD THAT MY GIRLFRIAND CAN ONLY ORGASM WHAN WA HAVA SAX TO GOSPAL MUSIC.

#15613942
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49613) - you deserved it (5863)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70229) - you deserved it (9661)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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