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Tavers

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Tavers : Hello world! I am me, and me is who I am. A quick warning, I have what I would define as a very twisted sense of humour. If I do offend you, I am sorry. I would say I'm a very laid-back guy, and I'm quick to smile, and happy to laugh. All in all, I like to have fun, and I hope you do too!

I've started using my iPhone, so feel to message me whenever.

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29808) - you deserved it (4357)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41286) - you deserved it (3871)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

#21343098
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31066) - you deserved it (3728)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29676) - you deserved it (5863)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45910) - you deserved it (11859)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

#21267554
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32148) - you deserved it (4014)

On 09/29/2014 at 8:06am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32421) - you deserved it (3440)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML

#21266978
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23571) - you deserved it (32869)

On 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48829) - you deserved it (8873)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (6139)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56741) - you deserved it (41787)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

#21180513
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47961) - you deserved it (7957)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52452) - you deserved it (11468)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML

#21153823
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38107) - you deserved it (3986)

On 05/27/2014 at 8:13pm - health - by cc13799 - United States (New York)



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