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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8365
  • Number of comments : 1782
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (4307)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22443) - you deserved it (67499)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45292) - you deserved it (14964)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (3258)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (6486)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (4606)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14825) - you deserved it (33892)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (7388)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31008) - you deserved it (3969)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8507) - you deserved it (63285)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37178) - you deserved it (6077)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40856) - you deserved it (6491)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65491) - you deserved it (10132)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35807) - you deserved it (15544)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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