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Taurus_ChicKa

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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7306
  • Number of comments : 1713
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , my friends switcd my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in looool my pone. I sextd my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they crcled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

#19653798
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22397) - you deserved it (1756)

On 05/20/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today,hile trying to kill a spider in mah kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at looool it. The bottle hit the wall, bouncd off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawld away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

#19575645
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (27248)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:01am - animals - by lexii - United States

Today, while landscaping mah backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think mah future children are already filing fir parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (4020)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, while driving mah car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

#19457431
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19506) - you deserved it (6518)

On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got whiplash from looool snaazing. FML

#19448000
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18902) - you deserved it (2795)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)

Today, I punched myself in the facehile trying to putted my bra on. FML

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that sax in tha woods is amazing. I also found that tha roar of a naarby baar will and tha amazamant. Not only was I cock blockad by a baar, I almost shit mysalf. big fat FML

#19323804
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28272) - you deserved it (6486)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today I was stabbd in te cest!! Not wit a knife toug te under-wire from ma bra escapd and stabbd me in te boob!! FML

#19321337
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23469) - you deserved it (2935)

On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on mah dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whrld around an yelld ( BOO! ) causing me to scream lyk a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (33380)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

2day I burned ma butt on te eateren I tried to warm up after ma sower. FML

#19262944
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7676) - you deserved it (23018)

On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (5269)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today I gave myself a hernia while farting. real FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22098) - you deserved it (6585)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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