About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.
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by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Health
by testacular / 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy
by thanksdad / 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Health
by Anonytard / 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by pootie / 12/11/2013 at 8:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by what_a_loner / 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by BreakingTheMood / 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
by queenxalee / 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
by soon to be divorced / 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…