About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.
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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by MoxleyCrue / 08/17/2015 at 3:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Marika / 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/04/2015 at 2:25am / Japan (Tokyo) / Health
by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML
by Attacksloth / 04/23/2015 at 6:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Geek
by mr_cheese / 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by shelookslikemiley / 09/23/2014 at 8:48am / Australia / Geek
by haileelouxxx / 08/22/2014 at 8:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Ow / 04/18/2014 at 7:09am / United States (Arizona) / Health
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