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Taurus_ChicKa

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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8303
  • Number of comments : 1774
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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Visits<b>astral12345</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 8:01pm<b>feetlvr</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:58pm<b>WTFizzThiSEveN</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:46am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:45am<b>the_austin</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 12:52am<b>daveydavidson111</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:11am<b>SkiBum0898</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Waschlappen</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:45pm<b>vreid</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:38pm<b>goldcock19</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:33am<b>CammyGal</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 9:12pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:03am<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:25am<b>Alverja</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 1:43am<b>ajean97</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:33am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 11:19am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:16pm

Fucked!<b>coraline123c</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 8:53am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 12:03pm<b>i_cantbelieveit</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 11:29am

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

#21096245
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22882) - you deserved it (52299)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by testacular (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44016) - you deserved it (6011)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52671) - you deserved it (13440)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52507) - you deserved it (6541)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44503) - you deserved it (11487)

On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

#21015673
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48569) - you deserved it (5220)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42005) - you deserved it (6919)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

#20964432
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38982) - you deserved it (4613)

On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

#20961117
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (10878)

On 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by what_a_loner - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

#20956290
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47915) - you deserved it (3871)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML

#20954288
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36720) - you deserved it (4055)

On 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by queenxalee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

#20933461
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43770) - you deserved it (6880)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

#20932505
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57533) - you deserved it (3837)

On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

#20916733
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30433) - you deserved it (16060)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

#20898877
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39125) - you deserved it (4676)

On 09/28/2013 at 6:53am - misc - by blackcat37 - United States (Missouri)



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