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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 536
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About Tator_Tot8989 : I love laughing. I am very very loud.

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Today, I found out my boyfriends' mother has inventd a new kind of cake an namd it after me: not cuz it's delicious, but cuz of the amount of fat in it . FML

#7354557
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On 01/15/2010 at 6:37am - love - by Jumja (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Taday I cummed home from a long day at work to fine a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming looool over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

#7353628
117 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I recievd a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, 4 the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

Today, I decided to tell my usband our marriage was over after I found out tat e'd not only been stealing from me, but e'd also been downloading cild porn. He ten asked if we could break up but live in te same ouse so I could elp pay is bills. FML

#7353297
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:51am - love - by cuppincake (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today , mah father yelled at me 4 changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently , 1 is 4 sober driving and 2 is 4 high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I lockd myself drunk and nakd out of mah hotel room. FML

#7327213
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On 01/13/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by nekkiddrunk - United States

Today... I was pointing out ma car to ma roommate. He responded wit... ( O tat one wit te broken window? ) Turns out ma car ad been broken into. Tey took ma CD player... GPS and Ipod. On top of tat tey left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on ma front seat. FML

#7324506
66 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Eli (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
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On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

today I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized hands were in between legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

#2801625
212 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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