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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (18 years)
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About TallyFtw69 : I like girls. Deal with it. ^_^

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML


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On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML


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On 04/26/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML


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