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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About TakeMeHome1D : The Potato Flew In My Room Bout A Week Ago All Because The Club Was Going Up On A Tuesday.
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Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37638) - you deserved it (2376)

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Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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