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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

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272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70067) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, While Mah Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex, He Stopped, Got Off, Walked Into The Kitchen Grabbed A Doughnut, And Cummed Back To Finish While He Ate It. Mega FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35599) - you deserved it (7023)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today I was nakad on top of mah boyfriand looking lovingly into his ayas. Ha than startad to usa mah boobs as punching bags whila singing ( Eya of tha Tigar ). FML

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214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41861) - you deserved it (8815)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I WENT TO THE MALL WITH MAH DAUGHTER!! SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD GO SEE SANTA , SO I SAID YES!! SHE MADE ME SIT ON HIS LAP WITH HER , AND THAT'S WHEN I FELT SOMETHING ON MAH BUM!! LET'S JUST SAY SANTA HAD A PRESENT FIR ME!! FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40164) - you deserved it (6077)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, wile on my oneymoon wit my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to te ligts in our room. As tings progressed, te noise of our love making triggered te ligts on and off repeatedly. Se began to laug and we ended up just calling it an early nigt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31643) - you deserved it (12887)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Taday mah boyfriend compared mah orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstratedhat he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27249) - you deserved it (3652)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:29am - intimacy - by shopper242 - France

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my grlfriendhile cooking dinnerhen she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie!! FML

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127 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

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256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38177) - you deserved it (8010)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways!! We were taking pictures of wat we thought to be a waxwork old lady!! Turns out she was real!! big fat FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20685) - you deserved it (8774)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today,ile grocery sopping, ma Dad asked meat I wanted for 'Din-Dins'ile scratcing is nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing sort sorts. fat FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (2941)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today... I woka up from a draam inhich I had a panis. Apparantly I talk in mah slaap... bacausa mah boyfriand kapt staring at mah crotch. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30366) - you deserved it (4609)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today , I decided to try someting new and sign up fir an online dating service , since I can't meet a decent guy in person. Te frst guy I talked to told me e used to be in a mental ospital fir obsessing over a grl , ten told me e would be dreaming of me tat nigt. fat FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31647) - you deserved it (7516)

On 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm - love - by CreepedOut (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

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312 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39482) - you deserved it (3861)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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