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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 March 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1269
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TahoeFMler : Lake Tahoe, Nevada. Mid 30's. Elementary school teacher. Former military wife. Mother of a 16 year old daughter, and 6 year old son. Married. ALWAYS happy to share my life experiences! Lucky YOU!

I'm actually from Tahoe, and currently in Korea with the Army.

Now stationed in Louisiana.

Back to Lake Tahoe! Incline Village

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TahoeFMler's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the ER for extremely heavy bleeding related to my IUD birth control. They decided the best thing to do was remove it. An exam, two ultrasounds, and three x-rays later, the doctor comes back to tell me what's going on. Yeah, they can't find it. FML

Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27321) - you deserved it (4608)

On 06/17/2015 at 8:14am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (4492)

On 05/19/2015 at 2:45am - intimacy - by username - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML


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On 05/18/2015 at 9:22pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML


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On 05/17/2015 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML


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On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (9350)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML


Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML


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On 01/16/2015 at 7:49am - love - by SilverZephyr - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind: "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML


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On 01/10/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML


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On 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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