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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 April 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1629
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TahitiRose : I'm stubborn, passionate and into parapsychology, music, movies, astrology and computers.

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Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML


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On 10/10/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML


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On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML


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On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML


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On 08/27/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML


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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

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