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TacoApple99

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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TacoApple99's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38854) - you deserved it (4652)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

#20959084
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39379) - you deserved it (6022)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Gujarat)

Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML

#20824199
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50689) - you deserved it (4420)

On 08/06/2013 at 5:55pm - love - by Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60682) - you deserved it (11318)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (4925)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15902) - you deserved it (29361)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24272) - you deserved it (2924)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45205) - you deserved it (5089)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41114) - you deserved it (4161)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was rejected for an internship due to 'lack of experience.' I have both an MA and a BA from a highly prestigious school and years of work experience. My would-be superior: a 24 year old without a graduate degree and only one year of work experience. She wore jeans to the interview. FML

#7137648
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29131) - you deserved it (3219)

On 01/04/2010 at 12:29am - work - by screwed (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

#2594715
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20868) - you deserved it (54153)

On 06/04/2009 at 10:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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