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T_S_S_U's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm / United States / Work
by devdevdev / 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by justno / 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by failed dad / 06/25/2014 at 8:30am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by UnhappilyUnemployed / 06/16/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by FirstDaddy / 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by IneedMaury / 06/16/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML
by ldrik1 / 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML
by Teu_much / 06/09/2014 at 10:33pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by It'd be nice to see you too. / 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
- Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie… Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we… Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid…