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TXFernwoods
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16784
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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TXFernwoods's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML

#21464468
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7931) - you deserved it (789)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML

#21464463
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12911) - you deserved it (1352)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:15am - misc - by idk (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

#21464364
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14357) - you deserved it (1055)

On 09/04/2015 at 12:40am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19865) - you deserved it (1190)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

#21464117
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17921) - you deserved it (2549)

On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

#21463927
90 comments

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On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

#21463707
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21503) - you deserved it (3624)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

#21463691
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9411) - you deserved it (20263)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn't leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. FML

#21463642
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19888) - you deserved it (1353)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

#21463419
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21553) - you deserved it (1237)

On 09/01/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by really? - United States

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25458) - you deserved it (1645)

On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML

#21463347
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20170) - you deserved it (1289)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:30am - work - by Not a programmer yet (man) - United States (California)

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24579) - you deserved it (2177)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML



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