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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15254
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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TXFernwoods's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6524) - you deserved it (969)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9296) - you deserved it (1850)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11439) - you deserved it (708)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11714) - you deserved it (1558)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

#21435758
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (1235)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

#21435425
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17479) - you deserved it (2856)

On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (1205)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

#21435393
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (1340)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:00pm - misc - by _whyy_mee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20995) - you deserved it (1384)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20229) - you deserved it (7618)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21517) - you deserved it (1273)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24168) - you deserved it (1739)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20598) - you deserved it (1395)

On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (1604)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -



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