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TREEandMONKEY

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About TREEandMONKEY : Student. Studying IBMS

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Fucked!<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:07pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 10:02pm

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TREEandMONKEY's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

by ugh / 01/21/2014 at 1:55pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Work

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2013 at 1:56pm / Philippines (Cavite) / Health

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

by hatemyboss / 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

by secret dancer / 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Work

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

by thetalkingvagina / 06/09/2010 at 7:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm / Intimacy

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm / United States / Work

Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML

by asthmatic / 06/18/2009 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Health