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TM24D

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TM24D

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11870
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TM24D : I literally hate everyone on FML.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 12 hours ago<b>TimeBandit17</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:09pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:00pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:10pm<b>constipation</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:40pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:16am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:50am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:11am<b>davidpropert</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:28pm<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:16pm<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:44am<b>One_Way</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:31pm<b>igotds</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:18pm<b>thesadboy</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 4:05am<b>Kibaruto</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:22pm<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 6:02am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 9:45pm<b>origamidragon</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 9:57pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 11:00pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:13pm

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TM24D's favorite FMLs

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

#21165186
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49959) - you deserved it (5758)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45250) - you deserved it (6554)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML

#21162885
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47921) - you deserved it (3809)

On 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by Off_Road (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

#21162704
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56164) - you deserved it (8183)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

#21157319
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43795) - you deserved it (10147)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over my cat. This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago. FML

#21157136
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49069) - you deserved it (3671)

On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

#21155508
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62836) - you deserved it (4864)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML

#21155045
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58003) - you deserved it (5212)

On 05/28/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

#21154900
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45687) - you deserved it (17097)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML

#21154853
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41296) - you deserved it (5862)

On 05/28/2014 at 4:33pm - health - by angelamegan21 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47752) - you deserved it (28580)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64945) - you deserved it (5712)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

#21153742
109 comments

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML

#21153696
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41038) - you deserved it (7417)

On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came down with diarrhea thanks to a particularly low-class restaurant. My dad has been making constant stupid puns like "pretty shitty state you're in" and "this day and age, you just don't expect this crap". I'm at the point where I want to gouge his eyes out with a goddamn spoon. FML

#21153372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41407) - you deserved it (7167)

On 05/27/2014 at 1:04pm - health - by fuckmuppet (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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