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by FallCameEarly / 02/27/2014 at 1:21am / United States (California) / Work
by Lori_ftw / 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
by IVOaf / 02/26/2014 at 3:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lovely / 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by sistermonster / 02/26/2014 at 4:45am / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Work
Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been sticking my head out the window and even calling my parents to ask which side it was on, because I can never remember. FML
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 2:18am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML
by cunting cuntface of a boss / 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm / Australia / Work
by jill / 02/25/2014 at 11:59am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
by HelpMe / 02/25/2014 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The) / Animals
Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
by ThatGuyWithFMLs / 02/25/2014 at 4:31am / Japan (Osaka) / Miscellaneous
by Author / 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML
by fuckmeitsgettingworse / 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
by Good choice cat / 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/24/2014 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…