Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TM24D

Offline (the 07/21/2015 at 7:52am) | Search for a member

TM24D

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11432
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TM24D : I literally hate everyone on FML.

TM24D's page activity

Visits<b>constipation</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:40pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:16am<b>heirofhope</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:12pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:50am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:11am<b>davidpropert</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:28pm<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:16pm<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:44am<b>One_Way</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:31pm<b>igotds</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:18pm<b>thesadboy</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 4:05am<b>Kibaruto</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:22pm<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 6:02am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 9:45pm<b>origamidragon</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 9:57pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 7:28pm<b>ChloeTheBrit</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 3:38pm<b>KhazKhazz</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 9:54am

Fucked!<b>heirofhope</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:13pm

TM24D's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of TM24D's badges

TM24D's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

#21183278
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46228) - you deserved it (3735)

On 06/21/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by kay-z (man) - United States

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

#21181955
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54971) - you deserved it (5375)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

#21180214
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57428) - you deserved it (4537)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

#21179512
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52625) - you deserved it (4623)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML

#21176835
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45735) - you deserved it (9012)

On 06/16/2014 at 2:50pm - misc - by FMeeee (woman) - Portugal (Aveiro)

Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML

#21176055
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45964) - you deserved it (4318)

On 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm - work - by Godhelpme (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

#21175899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45500) - you deserved it (5128)

On 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by caleighrossi - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

#21175629
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50358) - you deserved it (8437)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60133) - you deserved it (5707)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

#21175491
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47662) - you deserved it (4357)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

#21175255
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45099) - you deserved it (5729)

On 06/15/2014 at 7:10am - love - by ToddlersWife - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

#21173596
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53461) - you deserved it (8995)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

#21173465
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43306) - you deserved it (5453)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

#21173111
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39836) - you deserved it (4630)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:45am - animals - by rc2981 - Australia (Western Australia)



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: