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TM24D

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TM24D

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11872
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TM24D : I literally hate everyone on FML.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 17 hours ago<b>TimeBandit17</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:09pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:00pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:10pm<b>constipation</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:40pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:16am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:50am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:11am<b>davidpropert</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:28pm<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:16pm<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:44am<b>One_Way</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:31pm<b>igotds</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:18pm<b>thesadboy</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 4:05am<b>Kibaruto</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:22pm<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 6:02am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 9:45pm<b>origamidragon</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 9:57pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 11:00pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:13pm

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TM24D's favorite FMLs

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51572) - you deserved it (4221)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

#21209874
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49782) - you deserved it (11096)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:37pm - love - by Jeff - United States

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

#21209385
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53636) - you deserved it (6665)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49028) - you deserved it (4144)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

#21207207
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46405) - you deserved it (16442)

On 07/12/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by Workhorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

#21206280
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40733) - you deserved it (3750)

On 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

#21206028
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48407) - you deserved it (17485)

On 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54390) - you deserved it (7375)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49688) - you deserved it (8729)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

#21203602
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (19123)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45221) - you deserved it (3712)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious with. I was surprised, not only because he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML

#21202569
177 comments

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

#21202372
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44207) - you deserved it (3277)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

#21199713
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49018) - you deserved it (15315)

On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -



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