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  • Number of visits : 970
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TLUL : Meow.

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Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make me feel better. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19713) - you deserved it (6070)

On 01/30/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by virgo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML


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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my favorite radio station over and over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding my thumb over the button to quickly hang up and re-dial if busy. I finally got through and they congratulated me being the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40756) - you deserved it (90948)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (52597)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47728) - you deserved it (4687)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

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