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THEKAISER

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 911
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About THEKAISER : I am the Kaiser

THEKAISER's page activity

Visits<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - 23 hours ago<b>avadakedabra</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:44am<b>ClassicCutie</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:14pm<b>axfabxdisaster</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 3:28pm<b>Pikathedoge</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:46pm<b>kmaheynoway</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 8:34am<b>bufay</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:10am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:28pm<b>RayTotoro</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:50pm<b>userguydude</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 3:52pm<b>seetei</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:51pm<b>anonymous_guy32</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:58pm<b>izkiz</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:13pm<b>xninix</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:42pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 12:19am<b>LoganStar4</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 2:00pm<b>yo_mama_is_so</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:47pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 11:33pm

Fucked!<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - 17 hours ago

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